Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces!
Based on the things my kid will and won't eat, my cooking is apparently worse than a stale Fruit Loop covered in dog hair.
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) September 28, 2016
My kid can have 600 toys out and still find the one thing she can't play with and put it right in her mouth
— savannah (@mama_sav) September 25, 2016
*spends 10 minutes getting 4 dressed for school
*4 immediately strips down completely naked so he can poop
— here comes the son (@idtweetforever) September 30, 2016
I just texted my son to tell him that he left his phone on the kitchen counter.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) September 30, 2016
Just had my usual breakfast — the mini-pancakes & cantaloupe slices my daughter didn't eat as I rush out the door to get her to school.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 26, 2016
My kid referred to the music I listened to in college as 'the classics'
*Side note: now looking for a new family
— 🍒Cherry boom🍒 (@AZHORSEMOM77) October 2, 2016
My kid is Gollum and his current precious is a bowl of cheese.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) September 29, 2016
I'm not here to be my kids' friend.
I can barely stand being their parent.
— Getnosexual (@Getnosexual) September 30, 2016
"It's so beautiful, that it's awful" – one of my kids talking about a sunset
— adult mom 🍑🌸 (@adultmomband) October 3, 2016
My grandmother sent my son a Michael Jackson CD and he said "where the heck am I supposed to play this". I had nothing
— Richie Loco (@Richie_l0c0) October 2, 2016