Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces.
“Mom, don’t worry. Everyone failed that test.”
— *sarcastic emoji* (@ThinkSarcasm) November 13, 2016
I haven’t won anything since I did my kid’s fifth grade science fair project.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) November 11, 2016
It’s November 8th and I just found a Reese’s pumpkin in my kid’s Halloween bucket. If that little guy can make it, I have hope for America.
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) November 8, 2016
Current dad level : Just upgraded from 👶🏼 to 👧🏼 when texting about my kid…
— Sébastien, obviously (@SebLefebvre) November 9, 2016
My son just shouted loudly “mum I love you so much actually” in the park. At what age will this cuteness stop! Love this age! #staycute
— fearne cotton (@Fearnecotton) November 13, 2016
“He’s just inquisitive” is how I explain to strangers why my kid hasn’t taken a breath and stopped talking in 3 years.
— Belle (@BellesJar) November 8, 2016
I love how my kid can talk to me with boundless enthusiasm about something he knows I have zero interest in
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) November 8, 2016
I’m never giving my son another chocolate bar pic.twitter.com/7Frp86c3En
— Das (@Dastonio) November 14, 2016
My son just asked me what is it like to have children.
So I interrupted him every five seconds until he cried.
— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) November 12, 2016