Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces.
to my daughter…
without whose tireless enthusiasm & joie de vivre i might have written more than just this dedication
— infinity plus one (@stuckinaportal) October 24, 2016
What am I like as a parent? Well, my kid is the one on the playground who tells everyone Ring Around the Rosie is about the black plague.
— Margot (@notmargot663) October 24, 2016
After multiple viewings of ‘Inside Out,’ my son has concluded, “Joy is kind of a jerk.”
— Rainbow Rowell (@rainbowrowell) October 22, 2016
I'm "has no idea who my kid is talking about being for Halloween" years old.
— Guardian J (@rockytophater) October 18, 2016
My son just did 6 jumping jacks & yelled, "Yes! I beat my record!"
In case you were wondering what underachievement looks like.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) October 22, 2016
My daughter made Pokemon cards of me. My major powers apparently are to bore and confuse. pic.twitter.com/qAyeBpF9EE
— John Elwood (@johnpelwood) October 22, 2016
Twitter was down for 45 minutes so I spent some quality time with my children and learned what school they go to and both of my kid's names.
— Exploding DAD (@DadOfTheMoment) October 21, 2016
Helped my friends move yesterday – you gotta work with what you've got. pic.twitter.com/Vt77ncYJeJ
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 24, 2016
NO I DID NOT GET MY KID READY FOR SCHOOL ON A HOLIDAY THIS MORNING AND TRY TO SEND HIM BEFORE A NEIGHBOUR TOLD ME SCHOOL WAS SHUT.
— PM KM (@Anchorcake) October 24, 2016