Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces.
My kid just called the "Code of Hammurabi" the "Code of Harambe"…
Thanks, social media. The History Channel hates you.
— Girl On Tapas 💚 (@girlontapas) October 17, 2016
What I say: It's cold out, go put some socks on so we can go.
What my kid hears: Go sit in your room and try to solve this Rubik's cube.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) October 14, 2016
My kid think farts are hilarious. So this means my job as a father is pretty much complete
— Daniel Hudson (@DHuddy41) October 13, 2016
My kid: You know what's weird?
Me: Your mom.
— ~E~ville💀🔪 (@E_Ville13) October 17, 2016
i want my child to call me mother & instead of 'look' they say 'behold'
"mother! behold" aaaand they're showing me a piece of rock
— rick (@cassyswyn) October 17, 2016
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) October 14, 2016
On our 6am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it's in heaven, visiting daddy's freedom.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 16, 2016
Me: "Did you boys enjoy Canada?"
5yo & 7yo: "YES!"
Me: "What did you learn about the country & it's people?"
5yo: "They're good listeners."
— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) October 17, 2016