Sometimes the only thing that can save us from the insanity of parenting is other parents tweeting about it! Every week we compile the funniest tweets from parents that will keep a smile on all our faces.
— Sean (@NoLeft1) October 30, 2016
I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) October 28, 2016
My son just invented this joke: Q: "Who was the first president to use social media?" A: "Abraham LinkedIn"
— KC Lemson (@kclemson) October 29, 2016
8 year old daughter: How do you kill a vampire?
Me: Drive a stake through its heart
8: A car made of meat?
Me: You are so my kid
— Zack (@Mr_Kapowski) October 28, 2016
Want to be scared this Halloween?
Sure, you COULD visit a haunted house, OR you could volunteer to help with the kindergarten class party.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 31, 2016
FUN FACT: The drive to my kid's school is exactly three "Monster Mashes" long.
— Brian Ghostnoise-ne (@brianbooone) October 31, 2016
My son cuddled up to my bump and was talking about how he could see the baby and it would have been cute if I were pregnant.
— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) October 26, 2016
Asked my kid what her fav part of last night’s Halloween party and she pointed at thin air and said, “that ghost." Now I have to move houses
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) October 29, 2016
It's some cruel karmic joke that I am required to have 16 lbs of Halloween candy in my house the week before an election.
— Liz Gumbinner (@Mom101) October 31, 2016