These are the parenting tweets that have us laughing the hardest this week.
Honestly I think my 5yo would have a less terrified reaction to Stephen King's 'It' than she does to a sliver of bell pepper in her dinner.
— Ashley Austrew (@ashleyaustrew) February 28, 2017
My husband grabbed a lightsaber and challenged our daughter to a battle. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a knife.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 16, 2015
When my son was very young I thought he was so kind and honest and good, and then he grew up enough for me to play board games with him.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) May 3, 2017
Jedi Dad: What do you want for dinner?
Kids: Hot dogs! Nuggets! Pizza!
Jedi Dad: You'll have grilled cheese.
Kids: We'll have grilled cheese
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) January 24, 2017
Would you kids please stop eating all the food I bought for you to eat?
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) April 22, 2017
I want my kids to have a fun childhood, but like a lazy, quiet kind of fun that doesn't cost anything.
— Ramblin' Mama (@ramblinma) April 21, 2017
5 has his first soccer game today. We didn't even sign him up. It came automatically with the minivan.
— Jeff (@usermcuserface) April 22, 2017
My ability to catch a kid's vomit in my hands makes me feel like I should have played a sport in high school.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) April 25, 2017
My kid just informed me that he can't eat his peas because he is "too full from drinking his soda." I found this to be a valid excuse.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 4, 2017
I believe in serving my children a variety of foods. For example, our freezer has three different styles of french fries in it right now.
— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) April 27, 2017
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