Looking for something light to get you through the day? Check out the parents’ tweets that had us laughing this week.
Do you love being ignored?
Is constantly repeating yourself your jam?
Do you enjoy arriving late?
If so, parenting may be right for you
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) May 8, 2017
Gonna have my toddler draw all over these paint samples so I can make a more informed decision.
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) May 8, 2017
Have a second child, so you can do things different this time around and still manage to do everything wrong.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 8, 2017
My 6yo niece grabbed all the sharpies & uttered, "I'm testing something out." I never knew this kind of fear existed.
— jj hartinger (@jjhartinger) February 9, 2017
It's amazing how fast a toddler can turn a clean living room into a crime scene re-enactment.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) May 8, 2017
Me: Did you have a good day at school?
6-year-old: That's not how school works.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2017
Oh, your kid's a good listener? Cool. My kids don't even know I exist until I turn into Ursula from the last act of The Little Mermaid.
— Close to Classy (@closetoclassy) May 8, 2017
Son: Mom, can I sleep with you? I'm scared.
Me: No, I can't risk the monster following you into my room and killing me.
— ǸÏĸĸ㉫ƴA (@LaLuchaNix) May 8, 2017
The tea party my toddler invited me to feels more like a hostage situation.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) May 5, 2017
Sorry my kid was late to school today, I was mesmerized by cake decorating videos on Facebook.
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) May 8, 2017