Do you miss sleeping in past 7? You’re not alone… See our favorite funny parenting tweets from the last week, on topics from sleeping in and choosing dinner portions to prison tattoos and giving up on your child!
Me: How many chicken nuggets do you want tonight?
7yo: 100
Me: As a guide, you usually have 4-6
7yo (thinking): 30— Zoe vs. the Universe (@zoevsuniverse) March 19, 2018
my kids: *yelling*
me: *yelling* STOP YELLING— The Dad (@thedad) March 17, 2018
My husband declared Sunday as a technology free day, so naturally this has led to a closer bond between my children and me as we sneak off to look at my phone.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) March 18, 2018
Never, ever give up on your child! (Unless you are waiting for them to tie their shoes. Go ahead and give up.)
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 18, 2018
Few things in life are guaranteed but one thing is for sure, all important school activities will fall on the same day.
— Mary (@AnniemuMary) March 17, 2018
*smoke detector goes off*
*toddler runs around screaming*
*smoke detector goes off again*
wife *walks into the kitchen*
me: How was your nap?— Josh (@iwearaonesie) March 19, 2018
Become a parent so you can consider 7 a.m. sleeping in.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) March 17, 2018
For just the low, low price of your sanity, you too can become a parent.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) March 15, 2018
[Watching prison show]
Son: Why does that guy have "Mom" tattooed on his arm?
Me: That's the mark they give kids who go to jail for not going to bed on time.— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) March 12, 2018
"Be strong"- I whisper to myself as I de-underwear the 14th pair of pants tossed into the laundry this week.
— Jenny Schoberl (@holdin_holden) March 15, 2018
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