Here are the tweets that had us laughing the hardest this week!
My kids learned how to swim by looking through the clean laundry pile for matching socks.
— 🕸MamaFizzles🕷 (@MamaFizzles) May 7, 2017
According to kids, if you're not lowering property value then you're not having fun properly.
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) May 7, 2017
1st kid: Document their every move
2nd kid: forget to pick them up 99% of the time
— EricaTriesToTrick (@EricaWhoToYou) June 10, 2016
me [about to get out of the shower] *hears wife yelling at the kids* *decides to stay in a little longer*
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) May 6, 2017
I'd totally be willing to go into debt buying a mockingbird if that would cause my little baby to hush and not say a word.
— Megan (@meganyyb) May 6, 2017
"What is this crap? You expect me to eat this?" – toddlers being served what they asked for
— Dad the Impaler (@Distracted_Dad) May 3, 2017
I hear the sounds of coloring coming from my toddler.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated during this scary time for household surfaces.
— Walking Outside (@WalkingOutside) May 7, 2017
I gave the kids ice cream for doing chores and being good today. So they ate the ice cream, destroyed the living room, & fought all evening.
— Jared (@MisterJBird) May 6, 2017
*7yo hurls a book at her 9yo brother.*
Me: "Hey! That's not how we treat books around here."
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) March 18, 2017
Carrying your kid to bed, but they wake up when u put them down, is like when you die in a video game & have to start the level over again
— Anecdotal Brthcontrl (@PedersenAhmed) May 4, 2017