See some of our favorite funny parenting tweets this week.
And on the seventh day she said, "Go make your own dinner."
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) September 24, 2017
Nothing good comes of a conversation that begins with, "Hey mom, are you in a good mood?"
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) September 17, 2017
7-year-old: Mom told me to give you this.
7: *angry glare*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 24, 2017
We all scream
Because we're parents.
— Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) September 23, 2017
Just dry shampoo'd and Febreze'd my kid on his way out the door so no I'm not really interested in your family's morning chore chart, Laura.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) September 26, 2017
The good news is that we finally found the sippy cup of milk our toddler hid. The bad news is that our toddler is now 8 years old.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 24, 2017
Kid #1: "I'm scared of monsters."
*spend 45 min. hugging & comforting*
Kid #6:"I'm scared of monsters."
Me: "Eh, cat'll get them. Night!"
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) September 22, 2017
7yo: Mom, look!
Me: I can't, I'm driving.
7yo: I thought you had eyes in the back of your head
Me, under my breath: You smug little turd
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) September 25, 2017
The only thing worse than attending a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's is when your kid says "I want my next birthday at Chuck E Cheese's"
— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) September 25, 2017
10: You bought a new kind of shampoo?
Me: Yes. It's supposed to be healthier for your hair.
10: You know hair is just dead cells, right?
— Marly 🦃🦃🦃🦃 (@VerbsRProudest) September 24, 2017
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