Check out our favorite funny parenting tweets from the last week.
6y.o: "I'm sick. I need to stay home from school tomorrow."
Me: "Ok, but no computer if you're si-"
6: "Never mind; I feel better now."
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) September 19, 2017
When my son jumps up from what he's doing, and says "Hi, Daddy!" when I walk into a room, I know he's doing something he shouldn't.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 18, 2017
Our landline rang today and all three of our kids got confused and went outside because they thought a fire alarm was going off.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) September 13, 2017
*3yo arranges blocks*
wow u nearly spelled ANIMALS!
*other side of blocks, unseen by me*
— infinity + oOoOone (@stuckinaportal) September 19, 2017
If I authored a cookbook I'd call it "Recipes your family won't totally hate" and all the pages would be blank.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) September 20, 2017
Oh, your kid has an "adventurous palate?" My son won't stop begging to try one of the dog's Pup-Peroni treats.
— 🕷Vampire Valerie🎃 (@ValeeGrrl) September 18, 2017
*just fills every section of my kids' bento boxes with goldfish crackers*
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 20, 2017
I told my mum at dinner that my daughter was talking in a made up language and my mum said all languages are made up and I dropped a potato
— andrew chamings (@AndrewChamings) September 18, 2017
Me: It's pajama day at school.
5-year-old: I can sleep all day!
Me: That's not what it means.
5: It's what I'll do.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 25, 2017
Deal me in, I say grimly, placing a hair tie, two goldfish, and a half eaten pudding cup on the table.
— Q, reassembled (@mamannequin) May 30, 2017
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